So a few months ago, I wrote a piece entitled “On Forget-Me-Nots, and Creating Your Own Meaning”. Its purpose was to outline how correspondences can shift from one practitioner to the next, and how you can use your personal experiences to create stronger bonds in the way you do witchcraft. I’d…
Today is sauce day, so I wanted to share my recipe with you guys. I have two of them, one I call Devil’s Sauce, which is a very spicy vegetarian, and I have my classic sauce, which is basically the recipe that has been passed down through the women in my family. Each of us alter it to our own ways of cooking, and this is my own version.
My way of cooking is a little hodgpodge, and mostly based off of taste and intuition, so the written recipe is not very exact; however, this is a great kitchenwitch recipe for love, comfort, plenty, positive family connections, happiness, and even fertility or wealth.
- Fresh tomatoes- roma, on the vine, beefsteak, whatever you can get fresh and ripe
- half a yellow onion
- some garlic, maybe a big clove
- Spices- you’ll need at least oregano, rosemary, sea salt, a bay leaf, basil, pepper, and chili flakes. In a pinch (aka college) italian seasoning plus salt and pepper will do
- Canned tomatoes- basically any kind as long as they’re not flavored. You can use paste (but not a lot- use as more of an additive, this will make for a much sweeter sauce), crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce- each one will give you a slightly different texture and taste
- Ground meat. This could be turkey, beef, bison, ect
- Olive oil
- Pasta! (I swear to the gods, do not use egg noodles, use actual pasta)
So first thing’s first, dice your onions and garlic. You want nice small pieces, and you’re gonna need a big pot. Turn on the heat to medium high, pour in a little bit of olive oil and wait for it to get hot. Now put in your garlic and onions and that shit should start sizzling right away. Stir it like you’re sauteing, and cook until the onions start to become translucent. Fantastic, now add your ground meat and saute that shit some more. You want all of those garlicy wonderful flavors to go into the meat. Add the rest of your herbs and spices too.
Once your meat is mostly cooked, you’re going to add your fresh tomatoes. Today I included a tomato that I’d sacrificed to Aphrodite and had been sitting in her offering bowl- so there’s going to be some love in this one. Ok, so wash those suckers, but don’t chop them, crush them in your hands one at a time.
Fresh tomatoes will pop and spurt everywhere, so here’s my trick to not getting covered in juice and seeds. Lower your tomato into the pot and press your thumb gently through the skin and then through the chambers of the tomato. Once this has been accomplished, then you can clench your fist and proceed to crush it without getting it everywhere. Do this for all of them, and cook it for a while. You want those tomatoes to get nice and sweet from all that direct heat. After a while you can add your canned tomatoes and turn down the heat to a simmer. The longer you cook this sauce, the better it will be- all day is good.
Now don’t forget to stir often while cooking. Not constantly, but every ten minutes or so give it a stir and make sure nothing’s sticking. It’s a rule at our house that if you’re in the kitchen, or you pass the sauce, or if you know it hasn’t been stirred in a bit, you stir it. Everyone stirs it, which to think about it really has good magical connotations with connection and family.
Now, we’re going to make pasta. “But why so soon, I thought it was going to cook all day?” you ask. Yes, it is, but we’re not going to eat this pasta just yet. We just want the water. Why? You’ll see. So cook your pasta, and once it’s done you’ll be left with some nice starchy water. Instead of draining it all out into the sink, make sure you get at least a nice big ladleful into the sauce. This thickens it and makes sure it doesn’t separate on your plate, leaving you with watery juice leaking from the sauce all over your plate. If it doesn’t thicken, you can toss the pasta itself in there!
Keep simmering it, keep stirring it, and taste it every once in a while. Add more spices if needed. Do not cover it, you want it to cook down. After a few hours it should be a nice cohesive sauce. Enjoy!
I use a fuck ton of water in my craft and almost every spell that I cast has got some sort of water involved in it. Here’s just a few of the kinds I use.
- Sea Water - I use it for literally everything, cleansing, banishing etc.
- Rain Water - This kind of depends on what you associate with rain. I use this mostly for creativity/inspiration sort of things.
- Storm Water - Strength or when used in curses is good for chaos and ‘stormy’ times.
- Puddle Water - I personally use this in curses when I want the target to feel stagnate, trapped at a certain point in their life.
- Water from a Storm Drain - For curses, I use this when I want my target to feel self-loathing, low and disgusted with themselves.
- Water from a Flower Vase - I usually only use this when the flowers in the vase are in full bloom (or as much as they can be) for ‘nourishing’ a situation and helping it grow.
- Tears - Very strong, they can be used for a lot of things. Even positive.
- River Water- Can help stimulate change.
- Lake Water - Even though I have a lake very close to my house, admittedly, I don’t use it too often. But it can be used as a substitute for sea water.
Protection and Warding
- War Water
- Ward Water
- Home Protection Spell
- Home Protection Spell #2
- Herbal Protection Bath
- Protection Bottle Spell
- Protection Charm
- Protection Charm #2
- Earth Protection Ward
- A Ward of Protection
- Witch Bottle for Protection
- Witch Bottle for Protection #2
- Full Moon Protection Spell for Jewelry
- Fiery Wall of Protection Powder
- A Spell for Safe Flight
- Charm for Safe Travels
- Safe Travel Charm Spell
- Vehicle Protection Powder
- Floral Attrangement Protection
- Moon Infused Protection Water
- Rainbow Protection Bottle
- Protection Sachet
- Stone Wall Protection Spell
- Easy Protection Charm
- House Protection Charm
- Protection Bottle Spell
- Anti-Intruder Charm
- Crab “Alarm” Protection Charm
- Peace and Protection Spell Bottle
- Protection Powder
- Elemental Protection Spell
- Threshold Protection Spell
- Full Moon Protection Charm
- Sea Protection Bottle
- Simple Shrine Spell of Protection
- A Witch’s Jar for Protection
- "Hell Hath No Fury" Protection Powder
- Dragon’s Blood Peace and Protection Charm
- Samhain Protection Spell
- Samhain Protection Amulet
- Winter Weather Protection Charm
- How to Make a Protective Talisman
- Home Protection Spell Bottle
- Enchant an Object for Protection
- Simple Protection Sachet
- Charm of the Beast
- Three Red Leaves Protection Spell
- Simple Hex Ward Against Theft
- "Rhiannon" Protection Spell
- Potent Protective Witch Bottle
- Wreaths for Protection and Happiness
- Door Blessing Spell
- Patronus Ward
- Peacock Key Ward
- Protection Spell: “My Blood is Armor”
- Property Protection Spell
- Wall of Fire Property & House Protection Spell
- Protection Blend (for jars/bottles/pouches/incense)
- Wearable Protection Charm (enchant jewelry piece)
- Basic Warding Jar
- Protection Bouquet Spell
- Knitting Spell (For Protection)
- Sea Witch’s Charm Bag for Warding
These should help! Thanks to @natural-magics